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sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

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Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier

Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via confusingmisery)

The logic hahahahaha

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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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slomps:

My laptop is hotter than my sex life

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